The voice of reason—the single most significant purveyor of social clarity and political sanity—were basically told to shut the hell up last week and it really rubs me the wrong way. The show that makes you stop, scratch your head and say, “You know, they're right. We're really handling things the wrong way,” was censored in the worst way last Wednesday night.
South Park, possibly the best TV show ever conceived by humans, was given the proverbial shaft last week when it attempted to depict animated images of some supposed prophet who probably didn't even exist from a religion that literally throws rocks at women for not being virgins when they wed. That's right, after the long-awaited, dramatic 200th episode of the animated Comedy Central classic that rehashed a multitude of jokes, appearances, characters, innuendos and plots from the previous 199 chapters, the network decided to play it safe. They threw in 'bleeps' and black censor bars on the climactic conclusion to episode “201” whenever Mohammad (actually concealed in a bear mascot costume and later revealed to not even be Mohammad at all but rather Santa Claus) was on-screen or even when his name was mentioned.
This censorship, of course, didn't come from angry parents or the Christian Coalition or the far-right like it has in the past. No, it came from a group of radical Muslims, threatening what else but violence and death to the show's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. The radicals even listed information about where Matt and Trey live on the website, right about where they posted a gruesome photo of murdered Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh.
There are so many things that make me angry about this entire ordeal, I don't even know how to lay it out. First, the episode's moral message/realization at the end of the episode (which was censored) was all about not giving into fear and intimidation over something so silly as a death threat over a cartoon. Oh, the irony.
And what about the July 4, 2001 episode of South Park titled, “Super Best Friends” which is referenced in the “200”? The season five episode depicted a comical superhero-like group of the world's great religious figures, including: Jesus Christ of Christianity, Moses of Judaism, Joseph Smith of Mormonism, Buddha of Buddhism, Lao Tzu of Taoism, Krishna of Hinduism, Sea Man and—guess who—Mohammad of Islam!
The network had no problem before September 11, 2001 showing a cartoon superhero version of Mohammad, and they had no problem airing reruns on syndicates or streamed versions online. That was, until the death threats came in from a bunch of religious zealot assholes with no sense of humor or even any consideration for the Constitution of the United States of America, the country who so kindly allows their barbaric, 12th century, douchiness to express their First Amendment right of free speech. Here's how John Stewart so eloquently put it the following night:
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A certain touchiness has been seen in the past, with the late Isaac Hayes quitting the show after the 2006 episode exposed the ridiculousness of Scientology, who had voiced the character “Chef” since the show began in 1997. But this is a new brand of touchiness, the kind that threatens to kill a couple of guys who make a brilliant cartoon; a couple of guys who make jokes about everybody and every religion; a couple of guys who took acid, dressed in women's clothing at the Academy Awards. What fucking era are we living in? Last time I checked, in America you can't threaten to kill someone because they make a cartoon depiction (not even a demeaning one) of a guy with the religious relativity of Jesus.
And now, you can't watch the 201st episode online or even the “Super Best Friends” episode, which was available to stream at South Park Studios up until at least April 20. All because of some whiny crybabies with nothing better to do than threaten violence because they're too big of pussies to actually fight against something legally. But no, this way terrorism wins. Its a big win for fear and intimidation and a hard, ugly loss for free speech, comedy and America as a whole. Good for you South Park, shame on you Comedy Central, and fuck you Revolution Muslim (who made the threats). This just opens the door for more violent threats from dipshits who don't understand comedy or America (we're basically founded on the freedom of expression, speech, religion, etc.). I say this all at the risk of coming off like an intolerant American redneck, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
By the way, the images posted here are of the Prophet Mohammad ala South Park, which I found doing a simple Google search. So if the theme is to persist, I recommend Google and everybody who works for Google to be careful of radical religious cuckoos.
By the way, the images posted here are of the Prophet Mohammad ala South Park, which I found doing a simple Google search. So if the theme is to persist, I recommend Google and everybody who works for Google to be careful of radical religious cuckoos.
I think all religions are stupid and unnecessary and I don't dislike Islam any more than I dislike Christianity or Judaism. But radical Muslims, you really are a bunch of assholes and I hope the 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven are all fat and ugly. Or big, hairy Jewish-American men. That would really be a kick in the nuts, wouldn't it? Of course heaven isn't real, so they'll be disappointed regardless.
And out of respect for South Park, here he is in all of his cartoon glory...Ladies and gentlemen, the Prophet Mohammad!:
Shocking, I know.
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